01.23.07

If all goes well, I've got an interview tomorrow evening for an office manager position with a small Oregon wineries touring business. Boy howdy, hope it goes through.

I'm discouraged by my lack of success in finding something worthwhile for the past year and some. I mean, is it childish to search for a job that works with who I am? And who I am not?

Which brings me to (you can start yawning now) to an exciting feature;

Who I Am Not

1. An early-morning person. You want me up before 0700? You better pay a premium--and be prepared for a lot of callings-in.

2. A lazy person. Simply because I'm not up at stupid-o'clock, don't assume that I'm lazy. My internal clock is a bit different, that's all.

3. A bullshitter. If something works, I'll tell you. And vice-versa. You'll always know how I feel about you and my job.

4. A dishonest person. Treat me with respect, and I'll treat you like a rare treasure. Because that's what you are.

5. Socially dextrous. I pull some bone-headed crap that comes off as incredibly rude. I mean well, but sometimes it doesn't work.

That's the essence of what I'm not. Anything else is a variation on the above.

Whoop.

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