11.03.05

Walking through the hell of the mall on my way to the bank today to make the shop's deposit--and there is a Christmas, uhm, holiday, tree already up.

Would it be gauche to festoon the fake evergreen with strings of projectile vomit?

Just curious.

Gads, I hate the rampant consumerism and madness of the holiday season. Join me in promoting the all-inclusive chriskwasolyulekah season? Anybody have good ideas for appropriate cards?

Must fly.

Be fabulous.

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