03.02.06

Feeling bloated, crampy, and my lower back hurts. But, hallelujah, the exclamation point started today.

I was starting to get ever so slightly concerned. Why? Because I've been as regular as clockwork for the past few months. A week and a half late?

Eep.

Adding insult to pain today I had to listen to nonstop boy talk at work. Laws. They think they're being so naughty. If I say anything off-colour, the cries of horror do credit to a household of maiden aunts.

Boys.

Argh.

Now I'm going to eat an Alp of chocolate, take aspirin, grab my heating pad, and curl up around the sullen pain that's clenching between my pelvic bones. Yowch. Yes, yes, I know that chocolate will add to the spasms, but you try telling that to my hormone-crazed self. It doesn't work. I've tried.

Go. Be fabulous.

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