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05.08.06 One of the services that the coffee shop offers is catering. Today I had to venture into the bowels of corporate culture to deliver coffee and accessories to newly-hired employees. Walked into the training room at 08:00 just in time to hear the moderator droning about the schedule and that his CV was on the front of the hand-out. Dear Orion in the firmament, how many times did I hear that same speech in the 10 years that I was Corporate? Straight up out of public speaking 101; announce your agenda, display your credentials, speak clearly and distinctly. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The lights dimmed, and I felt cubicle walls closing in on me. Is there such a thing as post-traumatic corporate disorder? Barely escaped by gnawing off the ID badge/electronic key. Went back up at 10:00. Replaced the old pots of coffee with new ones. The moderator said, "They're [Hi! It's me, and there is only one of me, ergo, 'they're' is inaccurate, ungrammatical, and wrong] taking away the coffee that we didn't get a chance to drink." "Yes," I said, "I am the notorious coffee thief of the 10th floor. Now that you have seen my super-secret superpower, I must go." *crickets chirping* I'd forgotten, corporate doesn't deal well with absurdities not perpetrated by them. "Well," I said, "Have fun." And got the hell out of there before I snapped. It's taken multiple viewings of A Dirty Shame to make Everything Better. Thank whatever that John Waters exists and makes movies. Fabooliciousness- Back one. ||||| Forward one.
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