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05.22.04

I am the queen of clumsiness. The rashest of the rash. *laugh* They say pride goeth before a fall, and so it did yesterday.

In the Alchemy office during class I leapt up onto the long table that bisects the tiny room. Nimbly I picked across the table, avoiding notebooks and fingers. Like fair Tatiana, I wafted to the other side of the room. Until...

I stepped across to the built-in bookshelf. Something flung a large chunk of gravity at me. Down I plunged, like Icarus, like Prometheus, like Gerald Ford. Binky, who was sitting at the computer next to the shelves, caught me and prevented more (and worse) damage.

  • Final tally:

    two skinned and bruised shins

    bruised ego

    one shelf knocked awry

  • Graceful as really horrible ballerina. *sigh*

    *laugh*

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