10.16.04

Just a quick thought today.

Would it be considered bad form to yank someone out of their overblown SUV, and beat them about the head, shoulders, kidneys, and spleen with their cell phone?

Would said assault be justified under mitigating circumstances; i.e. talking on their cell phone while driving through a suburban food market parking lot at the same rate that fingernails grow? For no freaking reason other than said person's brain cannot fathom that either a) there's anyone else on the planet, or b) cannot handle multi-tasking.

If you can't do it, don't. Pull over. Get out of the lane. Do something, instead of giving a macro-sized demonstration of what cholesterol does in the bloodstream.

Thank you.

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